Hi, My Joomla site is not responding and giving me an error msg of "500 Internal Server Error". The administrator page is working just fine, and it's only the main page, and any subpages that is within Joomla...

Need quick script work done, site is already in place, this should be some quick money for the right person, also reliability may lead to more business. I would like the work done ASAP. I have a php script,...

* $10-$75 month

*250gb - 500gb hard drive

(dedicated hosting)

* linux os (like: centos)

* multiple (ip address)

* 100mbps

* unmetered bandwidth (data tranfer) **important**

* cpanel control panel

* need 24hr support / phone number

* ability to addon more disk space
* 99% uptime (important !!)
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Guys were running a youtube clone for full length (independent films)

We need these requirements

Linux Server
Apache Web Server
MySQL 5.x
PHP 5.x
GD Library 2 or higher
FFmpeg (http://ffmpeg.mplayerhq.hu)
Mplayer + Mencoder (http://www.mplayerhq.hu/design7/dload.html)
Flvtool2 (http://inlet-media.de/flvtool2)
Libogg + Libvorbis (http://www.xiph.org/downloads)
LAME MP3 Encoder (http://lame.sourceforge.net)
Zend Optimizer
.htaccess support (AllowOverride All)
curl

For tutoring purposes i need these aplication in flash. It will work online on webpages. Its something like a BOARD at school. Mouse or behintablet is used for drawing and writening. SOUND is transmitted BUT only one way ADMIN to CLIENT...

I need some help setting up some port translation on a new cisco ASA 5505. I need some ACL's setup to forward mysql data from the outside to an inside address via port 3306/tcp and SSH access from the outside to an inside address via port 24. I have tried setting up static routes and creating ACL's for this, but I still can not access the server from the outside. I did create an inside, inside ACL and I can access it from the inside of the network. I have a feeling I'm doing something wrong on the NAT static routers. I will send you my running conf.

Does anyone know how to make the bounced emails sent out by a site that are bounced back, automatically be captured in a table in the mySQL database and also at the backend area of a social networking site.

If so, please bid.

The bounces must recognise all kinds of formats of an email bounce, including (but not limited to) hard bounces and soft bounces.

Hi I have a Linux server and Modernbill installed. Now I need a very efficient and responsible professional who are familiar with Modernbill and WHM and willing to help me to solve and teach me a few things...

I have a wordpress project I'm working on and will be using WP as a CMS, the whole project works fine except for the fact that there are 2,7 mill categories.

As a result I can barely even access my site due to a MYSQL problem with the server hanging on "copying tmp table" due to certain queries being executed.

In the slow-queries log I have a record of the offending queries and when I do a mysql "EXPLAIN" on the queries I can see some of the issues but not sure what to do about them.

I need someone with expertise in this area to look at either tweaking mysql (some forums claim this is a mysql bug - but I have my doubts), altering WP database, editing the queries produced by taxonomy.php or SOMETHING so that queries are fast and slick.